2 posts tagged “conversations with old friends”
Popcorn Hoe K8: Is trouble still a brewin' in your stomach region?
llamas live here: haha I hope not
llamas live here: I don't know though
llamas live here: I don't know the results of the cat scan
Popcorn Hoe K8: Doctors can be som comforting...
llamas live here: indeed they can
Popcorn Hoe K8: Have you been able to go back to work?
llamas live here: yeah, I've been back to work for two weeks but doing really lame stuff because I have a weight lifting restriction
llamas live here: they're like sarah you're only here for five hours go pull some cardboard and clean shelves
Popcorn Hoe K8: yea I'd imagine after being sliced open and having a collapsed lung and all, they wouldn't be keen on you lifting... or moving in general.
llamas live here: well I got into an argument with my boss on the weight of a case of canned pineapples...he was sure it was under 25lbs
llamas live here: it's 30
Popcorn Hoe K8: haha
Popcorn Hoe K8: nice
llamas live here: just in case you ever come across that in a trivia game
Popcorn Hoe K8: I'll remember that.
llamas live here: ![;-)]()
llamas live here: I don't know my boss hasn't been very understanding
llamas live here: I told him I was going to go back and get a slip for three more weeks off of work
Popcorn Hoe K8: Maybe he thinks you ruptured your own spleen on purpose to get out of work. It's like a vacation, only with nurses instead of cabana boys, iv fluid instead of margaritas, and surgery instead of hang overs.
llamas live here: I want cabana boys and margaritas!
Popcorn Hoe K8: and doctors poking you with things instead of hot guys...poking you with ... things.
llamas live here: hahaha
Popcorn Hoe K8: Your probably should take the time off though. don't want to re-collpse/rupture anything.
llamas live here: Yeah. I'll have a few weeks off in six weeks when they have to take my appendix out for real this time
Popcorn Hoe K8: For real???
llamas live here: yeah they didn't take it out when they did the first surgery and my surgeon in Port Huron wants it out.
llamas live here: he thinks that's why I'm sick again
Popcorn Hoe K8: You would think the whole "so it's ruptured and trying to kill you thing" would have motivation enough for them to take it out the first time. I can't believe they left it in there.
llamas live here: everything was so swollen and infected they couldnt even find it
Popcorn Hoe K8: yikes
llamas live here: yeah
llamas live here: I'd rather have surgery again than have more broken/punctured things because he tried to find it
llamas live here: not the most accurate surgeon
llamas live here: the doctor in port huron knows that lungs are up and appendix is down so he'll have much better luck
Popcorn Hoe K8: that's good.
Popcorn Hoe K8: Plus, more "vacation" time.
llamas live here: yeah
Popcorn Hoe K8: weeeee
Popcorn Hoe K8: speaking of work, I don't want to go. Not that I hate my job, I just really don't feel like having to smile today. I'm tired. Plus, I have a rash.
llamas live here: I have today off thank god
llamas live here: a rash?
Popcorn Hoe K8: Yea, my cat bit me and then I put on a cheapo necklace which rubbed that spot, which made a little rash, and then I spent all day saturday outside weraing a really big cheapo necklace that rubbed the same spot, which then turned rashy with hives, and now it's back to being a rash.
llamas live here: that sounds like fun
Popcorn Hoe K8: I was starting ot complain on saturday about the rash, but then I realized I was surrounded by people with cancer, so I just shut up.
llamas live here: ![:-(]()
Popcorn Hoe K8: It was at Relay for Life. Though I'm pretty sure everyone in my grop is going to get skin cancer because we got sunburned depsite having sunscreen on. Which defeats the purpose a little bit.
llamas live here: blame it on Bush...I still feel that deep down inside he had something to do with the hole in the ozone layer
Popcorn Hoe K8: like when he was a kid I bet he sat outside all day spraying aerolsal cans!
llamas live here: or he paid someone to invent the SUV so he could sell more oil thus destroying the environment and Al Gore's hopes and dreams
Popcorn Hoe K8: he just wanted to make poo Al cry. Jerk.
llamas live here: yeah and then Al got depressed and fat
Popcorn Hoe K8: and started doing drugs, and drinking, and runing with the wrong crowd (Clinton) and started chasing after fat interns...
llamas live here: it's always sad to see the good ones go bad
Popcorn Hoe K8: True true.
llamas live here: fat girls should not wear white pants
Popcorn Hoe K8: Very true.
llamas live here: I'm in the library and this girl just walked by me...fat...white pants
llamas live here: gross
Popcorn Hoe K8: White pants show fat rolls... and cellulite.... and more rolls.
llamas live here: yeah
Popcorn Hoe K8: grosss.
llamas live here: I think white pants have the ability to create more fat rolls than are actually present
llamas live here: like they're magic pants or something
Popcorn Hoe K8: It's one of the reasons I don't wear white pants.
llamas live here: me too
llamas live here: I found a pair of really cute ones the other day while I was shopping...and a shirt to go with them
llamas live here: Katie was trying to get me to buy them
llamas live here: I was like no...no one should ever wear white pants
Popcorn Hoe K8: No. Because as a girl, that's just "asking for it."
Popcorn Hoe K8: White pants equals: Looking fat, spilling stuff, and getting your period, even if you just got it a week ago.
llamas live here: HAHA that's EXACTLY what I told her
llamas live here: I was like if I bought those pants my period would start again even though it ended two days ago
Popcorn Hoe K8: Yeap! elementary schol taught me that. in 4th and 5th grade, evrytime a girl wore white pants, magically, she'd get her first period.
Popcorn Hoe K8: It never failed.
llamas live here: note to self, don't teach fourth and fifth grade
Popcorn Hoe K8: Precisely.
Popcorn Hoe K8: See by middle school, everyone knew better.
Popcorn Hoe K8: The curse of the white pants.
llamas live here: I'll stick with 6th graders
Popcorn Hoe K8: haha
Popcorn Hoe K8: When do you start your student teaching again? in the fall?
llamas live here: yeah
llamas live here: august
llamas live here: hopefully
Popcorn Hoe K8: Why hopefully?
llamas live here: well if my appendix decides death is eminant then i will have to have surgery which will disrupt my very last class ever that I started today
llamas live here: which isn't actually my very last class ever but it's my last class before i graduate
Popcorn Hoe K8: yikes.
llamas live here: yeah
llamas live here: I like to live life on the edge
Popcorn Hoe K8: dam and I here I am living not on the edge.
llamas live here: ![8-)]()
well we can't all be cool
Popcorn Hoe K8: Ha, no I realized how boring I will soon be, Emilee is moving to Hawaii in January, and my friend A-Ray might be moving to Chicago in january, and my friend Seth might be moving to Flint in (you guessed it) January. So I'm going to be a loser in February.
llamas live here: haha well if it makes you feel any better my gay best friend decided to have a girlfriend and ditched me a week ago when I was sick and in tears because I had a bad day
Popcorn Hoe K8: WHAT??????????
Popcorn Hoe K8: He has a.... GIRLFRIEND?
llamas live here: yeah they started officially dating the other night
Popcorn Hoe K8: ....
Popcorn Hoe K8: My brain just expolded itself.
Popcorn Hoe K8: He isn't going to be one of those "I know I'm gay, but I'm not really gay, so I'm going to marry a woman and have kids, until I break down in my 40's and start having sex with men." guys is he?
llamas live here: apparently
llamas live here: it's some girl he started hanging out with while I was in the hospital too
llamas live here: she's kind of bitchy...at least she was to me when I met her saturday night
Popcorn Hoe K8: yea, because she doesn't know he likes guys probably, and thinks your competition for his "affections"
llamas live here: oh she apparently knows
Popcorn Hoe K8: ...
llamas live here: what girl is okay with that?
llamas live here: seriously what girl is like oh you like guys too...okay!
Popcorn Hoe K8: Yea.
Popcorn Hoe K8: Everyone knows, vagina is no substitute for penis.
Popcorn Hoe K8: Not even close.
llamas live here: yeah she followed him the other day too...that was my favorite part
Popcorn Hoe K8: ...
Popcorn Hoe K8: Like staker-ish followed?
llamas live here: he gave a friend of theirs a ride home from work the other day and she lives in my apartment complex and she followed him
llamas live here: they work together too if I didn't mention that
Popcorn Hoe K8: Creee-py.
llamas live here: yeah and he didn't think it was weird before
llamas live here: I was like um Brandon you guys aren't even technically dating and she's already following you
Popcorn Hoe K8: Has he explained why he's dating her?
llamas live here: yeah...he needs to figure things out and he can't do that just sitting around doing nothing
llamas live here: and I was like I TOLD YOU THAT A WEEK AGO
Popcorn Hoe K8: wow
Popcorn Hoe K8: Just.. wow.
llamas live here: yeah but i didn't mean date a girl from work that you barely know...I meant take it slow and get to know someone
llamas live here: they've already slept in each others beds but haven't done anything according to him
llamas live here: I was like what? what the hell kind of girl is this
Popcorn Hoe K8: Someone is going to get hurt. Most likely everyone invovled, because if he ever tries to break it off she'll probably threaten to tell everyone he's gay.
llamas live here: yeah and she sounds crazy
llamas live here: she and her roommate were whispering about me the other night too
llamas live here: Brandon was like oh you don't know that
Popcorn Hoe K8: I hate that! It's college!
Popcorn Hoe K8: Not hghschool!
llamas live here: and I said Brandon in girl world when you and your roommate/best friend sit and whisper and keep looking at another girl...you're talking shit
llamas live here: plain and simple
Popcorn Hoe K8: exactly. Lynette from krafft 8 did that to me once, when I ran into her a party. I almost socked her in the face.
llamas live here: well this girl was a bitch to me to my face and brandon defended her the next day
llamas live here: she said something like yeah Brandon always does this and turned and looked and me and said but I'm sure YOU already know that
Popcorn Hoe K8: Sigh. Nice guys always end up with bitchy pyscho chicks.
llamas live here: I don't know that he's such a nice guy anymore sadly
Popcorn Hoe K8: yea
llamas live here: he's changed a lot in the past few months
Popcorn Hoe K8: I can't believe he ditched you.
llamas live here: he's drinknig way too much
llamas live here: he did last night too...we were sitting in my apartment and I got seizure dizzy and pulled my knees up and put my head on my knees and was trying to breath deeply and he kept trying to talk to me....then his girlfriend called because she got out of work and he was like okay well I have to go call me if you need anything
Popcorn Hoe K8: ...
Popcorn Hoe K8: Wow.
Popcorn Hoe K8: That's bull shit right there.
Popcorn Hoe K8: He should know better than that.
llamas live here: yes it is
Popcorn Hoe K8: If i thought you were going to have a seizure I would just be like "yea. that's cool and all, but I gotta roll."
Popcorn Hoe K8: wonuld not*
Popcorn Hoe K8: ha forgot the n't
llamas live here: haha
llamas live here: yeah he asked if I was going to be okay and I said I don't know
llamas live here: and told him for the past three days I've gotten like this and at work the day before I was on my knees in the bathroom throwing up it got so bad
llamas live here: three times
llamas live here: and then he said do you want to go hang out by the river with me and jen and her roommate and her boyfriend
Popcorn Hoe K8: ...
Popcorn Hoe K8: Because standing near water is what you should do if you feel like your going to have a seizure.
llamas live here: yeah exactly
llamas live here: and because I want to hang out with your girlfriend and her best friend that hate me
Popcorn Hoe K8: yea that situation is never fun.
llamas live here: I just want to choke her and scream you're boyfriend is gay and you can't change him
Popcorn Hoe K8: Who knows, maybe she has a magical vagina, that sucks they gay out of men, along with their souls.
Popcorn Hoe K8: So maybe you shouldn't stand too close to her.... Don't want to get sucked in.
llamas live here: yeah causing them to completely blow off their best friend that sat with them every night last summer when they were freaking out and almost in tears because they didn't want to deal with being gay
Popcorn Hoe K8: it seems like he's trying to change who he is. And you know who the real Brandon is. So thus, you might interfere with the creation of New Brandon.
llamas live here: yeah
llamas live here: I told him that
llamas live here: we sat and talked friday night and I told him exactly what I thought of everything
llamas live here: which is kind of a big deal for me because I generally don't tell people exactly everything I think
Popcorn Hoe K8: No you do not.
llamas live here: I also told him that it was pretty sketchy that his mom cornered him on wednesday and asked him if he was gay and he spent wednesday night at my apartment freaking out because his mom tells everyone everything , threw up wednesday and thursday and then started sort of dating a girl friday night
llamas live here: SKETCHY
Popcorn Hoe K8: Wow, that makes everything even more fucked up.
Popcorn Hoe K8: It seriously sounds like something straight out of Dawson's Creek.
llamas live here: I know doesn't it
llamas live here: I'm going to start calling him Jack
llamas live here: that was the gay kid wasn't it
Popcorn Hoe K8: yeap. Does that mean your Jen, the slut?
Popcorn Hoe K8: aw an, then I'd probably be the drunk chick that fell off the pier and died.
Popcorn Hoe K8: damn.
llamas live here: LOL abby wasn't it
Popcorn Hoe K8: yeap.
Popcorn Hoe K8: And on that note I have to leave for work.
Popcorn Hoe K8: I shall avoid piers thought.
Popcorn Hoe K8: damn. I can't type today.
llamas live here: haha okay good luck at work abby
Popcorn Hoe K8: Must from being dead.
Popcorn Hoe K8: I'll talk to you for sure, later.
Popcorn Hoe K8: adios!
llamas live here: bye
VeryIntenseLair (3:40:06 PM): Seriously.
VeryIntenseLair (3:40:17 PM): Just make our regular classes more expensive to make up for the loss in extra classes.
VeryIntenseLair (3:40:21 PM): Just don't waste our time.
llamas live here (3:44:11 PM): I've had to take alot of stupid classes
VeryIntenseLair (3:44:57 PM): I don't doubt it.
VeryIntenseLair (3:45:03 PM): I'm sure I'll be taking them too.
llamas live here (3:45:24 PM): yeah but teachers have to take more...that's why they're all in school for five years
VeryIntenseLair (3:46:14 PM): Must be nice doing all that extra work knowing you're gonna get shitty pay and a bunch of loudmouth kids and parents that don't appreciate a thing you do
VeryIntenseLair (3:46:17 PM): Just bothers me.
llamas live here (3:46:45 PM): yeah
llamas live here (3:46:51 PM): a lot of things bother me
VeryIntenseLair (3:47:27 PM): Like what you and Korey do is so important, yet you guys have to put up with so much shit just to do it.
VeryIntenseLair (3:47:42 PM): I just don't get it.
llamas live here (3:48:32 PM): I don't get a lot of things
VeryIntenseLair (3:51:38 PM): ![:-(]()
VeryIntenseLair (3:51:42 PM): At least we'll have fun this year.
llamas live here (3:56:19 PM): I got into a fight with Brandon and haven't talked to him in almost a week
VeryIntenseLair (3:59:32 PM): Yeah, you mentioned that to me before.
VeryIntenseLair (3:59:42 PM): Still keeping with it, eh?
llamas live here (3:59:45 PM): yeah
VeryIntenseLair (4:00:10 PM): Good for you.
VeryIntenseLair (4:00:14 PM): You deserve better, Sra.
llamas live here (4:00:28 PM): when I go back to mt pleasant I'm going to punch him and then tell him exactly what I think of his sorry ass
VeryIntenseLair (4:01:16 PM): Do you still want to be friends with him or no?
llamas live here (4:01:30 PM): I do but I don't think he deserves to have me as a friend
VeryIntenseLair (4:02:03 PM): He really doesn't.
VeryIntenseLair (4:02:44 PM): Just hold out a couple more months, Sra. Then I'll be up there and you can meet my other friends and you'll always have people to hang with. Won't have to rely on that scumbag.
llamas live here (4:03:07 PM): I was there for him last summer when he was going through so serious stuff and made time for him whenever he needed someone to talk to and went to lunch with him everytime he went to counseling and now that I need someone to be around for me, he's to busy getting wasted to care
VeryIntenseLair (4:03:35 PM): I remember that, yeah.
VeryIntenseLair (4:03:41 PM): He just takes and takes and takes.
llamas live here (4:04:22 PM): and he didn't want to hang out with me because I can't drink and I can't go out for hours and do stuff because I get too tired
VeryIntenseLair (4:04:45 PM): Scum.
VeryIntenseLair (4:04:46 PM): Bag.
VeryIntenseLair (4:05:07 PM): Look, Sra, I gotta pick Kathy up at the airport now, but remember that you're a better person than him and you don't have to always put up with his shit.
VeryIntenseLair (4:05:26 PM): Whatever good qualities he has, and I'm sure he has some, they certainly can't outweigh all the times he has fucked you over.
VeryIntenseLair (4:05:50 PM): And he needs to keep in mind that shit is going to stop when I get up there, as I have no problem telling him how things are.
VeryIntenseLair (4:05:59 PM): But anyway, I'll be back in a little bit. See ya then.
VeryIntenseLair went away at 4:05:55 PM.
llamas live here (4:06:02 PM): ![;-)]()
